Date: Wednesday 16th June 2021
Time: 18:30
Run No: 2044
Location: F*cking Dipstick’s Pussy Palace, Villa 54, Road D, Jebel Ali Village.
Hares: F*cking Dipstick
Contact if lost: Vomit – 0555011504
Directions:
From Dubai: Head South down the E11 Sheikh Zayed Road – take exit 25 (Tahlia Street) to D59, just after passing Ibn Battuta Mall.
From Abu Dhabi: Head North up the E11 Sheikh Zayed Road – take exit 25 (Tahlia Street) to D59, just after passing the D57 Yalayis Street exit (Port road)
From E311 Sheikh Mohamed Bin Zayed Road: Head towards Abu Dhabi and take Yalahis Street D57 exit towards JAFZA. At the end of this road turn right on to the E11 towards Sharjah and take the next exit (25) Al Tahlia Street.
Go straight across the mini roundabout into Jebel Ali Village and go straight up the hill, past the massive Mosque on your right. Take the fourth turning to your right, pass the left turn and then it’s the on the left. Please try to park outside villa 54 or across the road and not outside the other villas!